May 2013
jacketsilost:
Sometimes I feel like taking out my contacts can be better then an orgasm.
jacketsilost:
Tumblr = Sexual frustration.
That is all. Haha.
romulusthread:
stop doing that and do me instead
When my friend suggests we get wasted off Skinny...
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jackbassam:
When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule
“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”
yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,
“Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”
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bigbardafree:
idris elba looks like how good cologne smells
krvsty:
yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains
If you can pin me down in bed and hold my hand at dinner then you basically meet my standards
